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Best-Selling Parenting Expert Reveals a Counterintuitive Approach to Getting Your Kids to Listen – In 28 Days (or Less)

Using a groundbreaking psychological method to break through the child’s “importance filter” and get them to LISTEN and COOPERATE… Without repeating yourself, yelling, threats and punishments.

Ages 6-18

The 28-Day “Get Your Kids To Listen” Challenge

LIST PRICE $133 ONLY $28

What Is The 28-Day “Get Your Kids To Listen” Challenge?

The “Get Your Kids To Listen” Challenge uses a counterintuitive approach to raising your kids that doesn’t require “old-school” parenting techniques like yelling, threats or punishments…

It doesn’t make you feel powerless, terrible, anxious, guilty or stressed out as a parent…

And it doesn’t make you lose patience because your kids just don’t do what you want them to do (and you have to repeat yourself over andr over again until you “lose it”)…

Instead, it uses Heoric Authority to break through the child’s “Importance Filter” and gets a child to LISTEN to you the FIRST time you tell them something

…because they WANT TO, not because they HAVE TO.

Heroic Authority? Importance Filter? What are you talking about?

I’m glad you asked, and I’ll explain all of it in just a second.

Here are a few of the parents and what they've been able to accomplish with this challenge

“The 14-Day Challenge is an amazing experience! My child has grown in confidence and is now embracing her unique qualities. Highly recommend!”

“I never write reviews, but I just had to share how impressed I am with this product. The Confidence-Building Compass method is truly amazing! My child is now flourishing with confidence, and I couldn’t be happier.

“This 14 day challenge was perfect timing! My 10 & 11 year old granddaughters are staying with me 4 to 4/2 days a week this summer. My goal is the help them gain skills and consistency for home and school. Your guidance each day is helping me teach them and encourage them. I cannot personally do things for them due to disabilities and they are responding very well and to your suggestions and affirm that they like staying with me. Thank you for sharing you expertise!

“When I first saw this challenge, I thought it was too good to be true. But Marko’s approach has made a world of difference for my child. She’s overcome so many obstacles, and I’m amazed by her progress!

The 28-Day "Get Your Kids To Listen" Challenge is a SHORTCUT.

Before I created the “Get Your Kids To Listen” Challenge, I received endless messages from parents asking me how to get their kids to listen.

They told me that their kids “just don’t listen.”

Even if they repeat themselves, ask nicely, yell, bribe or even punish them…

And that this is making them feel powerless, exhausted and stressed… they could see how it was hurting them AND their children. It was hurting the whole family.

I’ve spent the last 40 years working with kids and parents… and I can confidently say that today this problem is bigger than it’s ever been before.

You’ll probably agree that life today is much faster-paced than it was when you were a child.

In the past few decades, the amount of information and stimuli available to the average child has grown exponentially.

With the rise of digital technology, social media, streaming services, countless apps, push notifications…

This constant barrage of information can lead to cognitive overload, decreased attention spans, and difficulty in prioritizing what’s important and what isn’t.

So I decided to find a solution…

And that led me to discover the concept of Heroic Authority, which I will describe in detail in just a second.

My team and I spent thousands of hours researching this concept and working individually with hundreds of families, “challenging” kids and teachers…

And that’s how we developed this challenge that helps you RELIABLY break through your child’s “importance filter”.

While counterintuitive at first… We’ve now tested our latest and best version on over 25.000 clients, and I’m proud to announce that it’s working like a charm!

See below to learn how it works in detail, but here’s a snapshot of how it works:

Here’s what this means for you and your family

Every family is built on one thing and one thing only – its ability to foster happiness and harmony.

And this is largely based on the ability to get everyone to communicate and collaborate.

Encouraging children to cooperate is today the #1 challenge parents face in their quest to reach household harmony.

That’s why I developed the 28-Day Get Your Kids To Listen Challenge, to allow you to guide your children towards listening and collaboration while maintaining harmony…

And in turn, build strong, positive relationships with your kids.

So you can have a happy, loving and peaceful family in as little as 28 days.

You can have a home full of laughter, smiles and relaxed family moments…

You can create the childhood for your kids that every child dreams of having…

You can finally enjoy nights full of calm, restful sleep without rolling in bed and stressing out about your kids.

And, most importantly, you can become the best possible parent that your kids DESERVE.

The Only Method You'll Ever Need To Get Your Kids To Listen And Cooperate

I put everything I’ve learned, everything I use myself and everything I use for my private clients in this challenge. So that you can learn from my mistakes, my wins, as well as benefitting from all the time, effort, and money that has gone into the experiences that made their way into this challenge.

Here’s everything you’ll receive when you join The 28-Day “Get Your Kids To Listen” Challenge TODAY:

When you join the challenge, I will send you one Heroic Authority tactic every day for the next 28 days via email.

Each email will include a technique, method, or task that will get your child to listen to you.

Each email will be short, concise, interesting, fun, and, most of all – effective.

You will apply the Heroic Authority method through specific real-life examples in parenting on the same day, in just a few minutes.

The program includes the following methods:

  • Day 1: An eye for an eye
  • Day 2: Actions speak louder than words
  • Day 3: Talk less, say more
  • Day 4: Show me the worms
  • Day 5: Three magic words
  • Day 6: Expect less, check more
  • Day 7: SOS protocol
  • Day 8: WH question system
  • Day 9: Word of encouragement
  • Day 10: Beyond yes or no
  • Day 11: Diverting attention
  • Day 12: When is a powerful word
  • Day 13: Bitter-sweet consequences
  • Day 14: Natural and logical consequences
  • Day 15: The Price of Bribery
  • Day 16: First, You Have to Wait
  • Day 17: Apology Platter
  • Day 18: Removing Privileges
  • Day 19: The Penalty Points System
  • Day 20: Same Page Parenting
  • Day 21: Family Service
  • Day 22: One Signal for Safety
  • Day 23: Public Outbursts
  • Day 24: Less Conversation, More Action
  • Day 25: Chores for Independence
  • Day 26: Encouragement Instead of Praise
  • Day 27: Taming Your Child’s Schedule
  • Day 28: Encouraging Emotional Expression

Even if you use only 5 tactics, your children will be unrecognizable after 28 days – both at home and school.

PLUS, 4 FREE BONUSES – Today Only ($98 Total Value)

🎁 FREE GIFT #1

A 6-step Self-Esteem Improvement System: In this e-book you will find proven methods to improve your children’s self-image. They’ll be able to cope with new challenges, they’ll be more motivated to do their schoolwork, they’ll make new friends, and much more.

Value: $19

🎁 FREE GIFT #2

Grading system for measuring self-esteem: This workbook will help you assess which of the 6 self-esteem components your child is already strong in and which areas you need to help them with. You will also find some practical tips on how to improve each component.

Value: $9

🎁 FREE GIFT #3

Most Common Challenges for Children with Low Self-Esteem: This e-book describes the most common problems children with low-self esteem are facing. It also provides practical techniques to help your child with building perseverance, ending self-deprecating statements, improving self-confidence in decision-making, and improving their ability to take initiative and solve problems.

Value: $19

🎁 FREE GIFT #4

Steps to Take When Your Child is Being Bullied: Children with low self-esteem are often dealing with being bullied at school or online. Using the methods from this e-book, you’ll help your children resolve the bullying and help them experience improved mental health, greater self-esteem, and a sense of well-being.

Value: $9

🎁 FREE GIFT #5

Checklist: Improve Your Child’s Social Competence: By using the simple methods mentioned in this checklist, you’ll see drastic changes in your child’s self-esteem and their ability to approach others and make new friends.

Value: $9

🎁 FREE GIFT #6

Checklist: Help Your Child Achieve Mastery in Any Skill: When a child is successful in a particular activity, it boosts their confidence. In this checklist, you will find steps on what to do and what to avoid in order to help your child become a master in a skill of their interest.

Value: $9

ONLY $28

Usually $133 79 % OFF

“My Child’s Behavior Gets Better Or It’s FREE” Guarantee
You can try the FULL challenge for 90 days, 100% risk-free. If it doesn’t absolutely exceed your expectations, send us an e-mail within 90 days and we’ll return your full investment – no questions asked!

What really happens when a parent tells me that their child doesn’t hear them?

The child doesn’t listen to you because they have an “importance filter.”

The average child receives 400-600 instructions per day.

“Come here, clean that up, go there, pass that, eat some more of this, take another bite, move this, eat a little more, drink that, get away from there, stop doing that, grab here, put on that, take off that…”

Instructions come from all sides – from parents, teachers, grandparents…

There are too many instructions for them to follow each one.

That’s why they develop an importance filter and only listen to you when THEY think it’s reasonable.

They hear you when you invite them for ice cream, to an amusement park, or to watch the new Spiderman movie…

They ignore you when it’s time to study, clean their room, and hurry to school because you need to go to work.

If you think about it, you’ll also find that they listen to instructions from people they happily follow.

They will never say NO to their best friend, favorite teacher or uncle

That’s not fair, is it?

They should listen to you, their parents, since you’ve given them everything, taken care of them, and are, after all, their PARENTS.

Of course, it’s not fair. But that’s how it is. Children sadly don’t understand this.

It’s up to you whether you complain or do something about it.

Children’s obedience is not a given. It must be EARNED.

When you’ve earned their obedience, children will ALWAYS listen to you the FIRST time you tell them something.

You won’t have to repeat everything ten times, shout, or argue.

Read these three sentences once more to imprint them in your memory.

Did you read them?

Great, now we can move from problems to solutions.

For children to listen to you, three things must happen

You will break through a child’s importance filter by:

  1. becoming a person in the child’s life who they gladly follow as much as their favorite friend;
  2. communicating in a way that reaches the child’s brain;
  3. ensuring that they know if they don’t listen to you, they’ll miss something important and regret it later.

However, you won’t achieve this by shouting, preaching, and repeating.

You must avoid these pitfalls

Although it sometimes seems that nothing else works but shouting, yelling has massive negative consequences.

By shouting, “nagging,” and preaching, you’ll do more harm than good.

Children will listen to you at that moment, but you’ll get on their nerves.

Next time they won’t listen to you any more willingly.

On the contrary – day by day, they’ll listen to you LESS.

They’d rather hang out with people they like and who understand them.

And they will gladly listen to those people because they have three things that you (still) don’t have.

So please, don’t try to gain a child’s obedience by force anymore.

Instead, use the approach that has been proven to work.

Have you ever seen a child who isn’t captivated by their favorite superhero?

It’s hard to find a child who doesn’t look up to these heroes.

It’s hard to find a child who won’t feel inspired by a superhero’s actions.

It’s hard to find a child who argues with their heroes or resists their words of wisdom.

The story is often different when it comes to parents, but we can learn a lot from these superheroes.

Heroic Authority: The answer to getting your kids to listen to you

The world has always been intrigued by how superheroes effortlessly wield their authority, guiding others to do what is right.

How they can inspire others to follow them without question.

How they can instill courage and values from a distance.

How they indicate that it’s time to step up and act responsibly.

This concept of Heroic Authority piqued my interest.

I discovered that superheroes exercise their influence in three main ways:

  1. Superheroes lead by example, demonstrating the right actions.
  2. They inspire with their speeches and heroic actions, guiding others.
  3. They use gentle persuasion to concentrate on what is crucial in the moment.

The more I delved into this, the more I realized that parents can adopt similar tactics.

Parents who want their children to listen can utilize the same methods to communicate with them.

In raising children, this translates into:

  • By leading like a superhero, you can establish a strong bond with your children, ensuring they will listen to you.
  • Inspiring speeches and actions will guide your children to pay attention to your instructions without disagreements.
  • Gentle persuasion will guarantee that your children react appropriately to your words, preventing disagreements.

Using Heroic Authority instead of repetitive nagging, yelling, and lecturing will help you and your children connect and collaborate more effectively:

  • Within a week, you will progress towards becoming your child’s “hero,” someone they will happily pay attention to.
  • In less than two weeks, you will skillfully penetrate your child’s “importance filter,” ensuring they listen even when asked to do something less appealing.
  • After two weeks, you will have the right approach for every situation where you require your child’s attention.

Your child will listen to you in the morning when rushing to school, in the afternoon when it’s time to study, on weekends when it’s time to help with household chores, and in the evening when it’s bedtime.

Honestly, you won’t even have to wait the full two weeks.

I’m Marko, and I’ve been working with kids for the past 40 years

When I ask parents how their children have become so different, I’m often surprised.

They usually mention one, two, or three things they changed.

That’s it!

However, different aspects of Heroic Authority work for different families.

Some are preferred by fathers, others by mothers; some work better with teenagers, others with first-graders.

In practice, this means you don’t need a multitude of Heroic Authority tactics for your child to listen.

But you must find those key tactics that will forever change your family.

To help you do this as quickly as possible, I have prepared a special program with the 28 most effective Heroic Authority tactics.

In just two short weeks, you will find the exact ones that work for your children.

Once you successfully find these tactics, real magic will happen.

 

Suddenly, you will be the superhero in your family.

The more you apply Heroic Authority, the faster your progress will be.

In the end, the whole family will work together as a cohesive team.

Each family member will fulfill their roles and responsibilities without arguments, drama, and yelling.

At the same time, you will also create a “domino effect”:

  • You will gain authority, so your child will listen to you more and more.
    You will learn how to communicate important things to your child without resistance.
    You will overcome your child’s resistance in a respectful and calm manner, without drama.
    Your child will get used to hearing and obeying you the first time you say something, not only when you yell.
    You will have a collection of gentle stimuli that you can use during disagreements.
    You will invest less effort for a greater effect.
    You will also save your vocal cords, time, and energy.

All this and more can be achieved in less than two weeks with this new program for getting your kids to listen.

I’m Marko, and I’ve been working with kids for the past 40 years

I come from Slovenia (small country in Europe), which is why you might not have heard of me yet.

I started out as a teacher on a school campus…

And quickly graduated to a principal position at a school for “challenging” kids.

And believe me, getting them to listen seemed nearly impossible in the beginning.

But I made it my life’s mission to master this skill. And I did.

I had the most attentive and collaborative classes in the country

Because I mastered the expertise and techniques to get kids to listen…

Then, when other principals saw that I could help them as well, they invited me to host workshops for teachers and parents at their schools.

Right now, I do about 500 workshops every year, where I help teachers and parents with their unique challenges – even though I’m in my 60s.

When parents at workshops started asking me to give them something they could read at home, I started writing books.

I ended up writing 16 parenting books, most of which topped the national bestseller lists in Slovenia and competed with titles like Harry Potter.

Over the past 40 years, more than 100,000 parents and teachers read my books or listened to my lectures.

Which is quite a few, since my country Slovenia only has about 800,000 parents.

Over the years, I also worked with over 1,000 European families 1on1 that came to me as “their light at the end of the tunnel”.

I came into their home, worked with the parents and kids for a week, and solved their challenges.

Here’s everything you’ll receive when you join The 28-Day “Get Your Kids To Listen” Challenge TODAY:

When you join the challenge, I will send you one Heroic Authority tactic every day for the next 28 days via email.

Each email will include a technique, method, or task that will get your child to listen to you.

Each email will be short, concise, interesting, fun, and, most of all – effective.

You will apply the Heroic Authority method through specific real-life examples in parenting on the same day, in just a few minutes.

The program includes the following methods:

  • Day 1: An eye for an eye
  • Day 2: Actions speak louder than words
  • Day 3: Talk less, say more
  • Day 4: Show me the worms
  • Day 5: Three magic words
  • Day 6: Expect less, check more
  • Day 7: SOS protocol
  • Day 8: WH question system
  • Day 9: Word of encouragement
  • Day 10: Beyond yes or no
  • Day 11: Diverting attention
  • Day 12: When is a powerful word
  • Day 13: Bitter-sweet consequences
  • Day 14: Natural and logical consequences
  • Day 15: The Price of Bribery
  • Day 16: First, You Have to Wait
  • Day 17: Apology Platter
  • Day 18: Removing Privileges
  • Day 19: The Penalty Points System
  • Day 20: Same Page Parenting
  • Day 21: Family Service
  • Day 22: One Signal for Safety
  • Day 23: Public Outbursts
  • Day 24: Less Conversation, More Action
  • Day 25: Chores for Independence
  • Day 26: Encouragement Instead of Praise
  • Day 27: Taming Your Child’s Schedule
  • Day 28: Encouraging Emotional Expression

Even if you use only 5 tactics, your children will be unrecognizable after 28 days – both at home and school.

PLUS, 4 FREE BONUSES – Today Only ($98 Total Value)

🎁 FREE GIFT #1

A 6-step Self-Esteem Improvement System: In this e-book you will find proven methods to improve your children’s self-image. They’ll be able to cope with new challenges, they’ll be more motivated to do their schoolwork, they’ll make new friends, and much more.

Value: $19

🎁 FREE GIFT #2

Grading system for measuring self-esteem: This workbook will help you assess which of the 6 self-esteem components your child is already strong in and which areas you need to help them with. You will also find some practical tips on how to improve each component.

Value: $9

🎁 FREE GIFT #3

Most Common Challenges for Children with Low Self-Esteem: This e-book describes the most common problems children with low-self esteem are facing. It also provides practical techniques to help your child with building perseverance, ending self-deprecating statements, improving self-confidence in decision-making, and improving their ability to take initiative and solve problems.

Value: $19

🎁 FREE GIFT #4

Steps to Take When Your Child is Being Bullied: Children with low self-esteem are often dealing with being bullied at school or online. Using the methods from this e-book, you’ll help your children resolve the bullying and help them experience improved mental health, greater self-esteem, and a sense of well-being.

Value: $9

🎁 FREE GIFT #5

Checklist: Improve Your Child’s Social Competence: By using the simple methods mentioned in this checklist, you’ll see drastic changes in your child’s self-esteem and their ability to approach others and make new friends.

Value: $9

🎁 FREE GIFT #6

Checklist: Help Your Child Achieve Mastery in Any Skill: When a child is successful in a particular activity, it boosts their confidence. In this checklist, you will find steps on what to do and what to avoid in order to help your child become a master in a skill of their interest.

Value: $9

ONLY $28

Usually $133 79 % OFF

“My Child’s Behavior Gets Better Or It’s FREE” Guarantee
You can try the FULL challenge for 90 days, 100% risk-free. If it doesn’t absolutely exceed your expectations, send us an e-mail within 90 days and we’ll return your full investment – no questions asked!

“My Child’s Behavior Gets Better Or It’s FREE” Guarantee

Now, if for whatever other reason you’re not 100% satisfied with the product…

Then I don’t want to keep your money.

That’s why I’m backing it up with a no-questions-asked 14-day money back guarantee.

I know that your situation will improve in just days. But just in case, I’ll give you 14 days of time to ask for a refund.

If the challenge doesn’t absolutely exceed your expectations, send me an e-mail at support@strategicparenting.com and my team will return your full investment.

No questions asked!

Limited time offer: Get the challenge for just $1/day

If you want me to come into your home for one week to help you solve your parenting challenges…

It will cost you more than $5,000 (plus travel expenses).

It would be more than fair to charge a tenth of that ($500) for all the tools I’ll share with you in this kit…

Because they are the very same tools my 1on1 clients use to stop yelling and become happy, connected families.

But I’m not going to do that.

I strongly believe that every parent in the world should get access to the most effective parenting tools on the planet…

And money should never hold you back from making the best investment you’ll ever make into your family.

That’s why I didn’t price it at $300, $200 or even $100…

Even though those prices would be completely fair – as the system is worth many times more.

Because I want to help as many families as possible…

You can try the challenge out, 100% risk-free, for just $28.

It’s less than the cost of a video game.

It’s less than the cost of a monthly subscription to some streaming services.

It’s even less than the average toy that you buy for your kids every Christmas.

And yet, this system will bring your family much more joy than ANY gift you could buy for them…

It will bring you (and your kids) lasting happiness, joy and a beautiful childhood that you all deserve.

It will be the single best investment you’ll ever make in your family – guaranteed.

But don’t take my word for it.

Try it out…

See the difference it makes for YOUR family…

And THEN decide whether it’s right for you or not.

You have NOTHING to lose and EVERYTHING to gain.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

What if I don’t have time to start the challenge right now?

Before I answer this question, let me ask you this first: how much time would you SAVE if you wouldn’t have to get into yelling battles with your child?

If it’s a significant amount of time (and stress!), then I think you and I both know what you need to do.

The daily challenge emails that I’ll be sending you will only take 5 minutes to read. You can skim through them while having your coffee, taking a break from work or watching your favorite TV show.

Now, if you’re about to go on a 10-day vacation in the middle of the challenge with no access to your email… that’s not really a problem either. The emails will wait for you until you return, just make sure you get them now before we increase the price.

Plus, you have a whole 14 days to try the challenge 100% risk-free.

 

I’ve been developing and using these tools for over 40 years now. Much of my work has been focused specifically on kids with various disorders because I know that being a parent in this case can be particularly challenging.

The system has been tried and tested on thousands of kids with ADHD, Autism, Anxiety and other disorders. I’ve made sure that it’s bulletproof and working flawlessly in such situations.

My recommendation is to give it a try. You have nothing to lose and I’m convinced you’ll be blown away by how effective they are for your situation.

I get this question all the time. And my answer is always the same.

I’ve been studying this subject for over 40 years now. I wrote 16 books about it and have personally tested the tools on thousands and thousands of kids.

Trust me when I say this – by now I’ve made all my materials so bulletproof that I have yet to see them fail.

You’ll be surprised by how well and how quickly this challenge will work for you. But don’t take my word for it – see for yourself. Try the challenge, and if it doesn’t absolutely exceed your expectations, e-mail my team, and they’ll return your full investment – no questions asked.

The program consists of short lessons in textual form. You will receive one lesson each day, containing one tool. As if receiving one chapter of a book.

Since you will receive lessons via email, you can of course read them anytime and anywhere you wish. I advise you to read them in the morning and try to use them in the same day when they are still fresh in your memory.

Once you receive the lessons, they are yours to keep. You will be able to return to them anytime, read them again and as many times as you want. You can also print them out and save them in physical form or make visual reminders out of them to help you stay consistent.

The contents of the system are intended for the parenting of children of all ages. These are proven parenting techniques that simply work, regardless of the age of the children. Some also work with adults!

 

I totally agree with you. Your children are different from all others. And this is really not a bad thing! It just means that they are predictable in some way and that the methods will work for them as they work for most other children.

The parenting techniques I will share with you are based on the psychological patterns and responses of many of the children I have worked with and observed in my 40-year career. Regardless of their personality and special characteristics, some things remain the same and work. They are human. In the nature of all of us.

Therefore, I am sure that you will also learn something new, that you will better understand your child and that you will gain new educational approaches and techniques that will make parenting easier and more successful.

All you need is access to your emails. There are no other tools or investments needed.

 

Of course! You can order it and then e-mail us at info@strategicparenting.com to transform ownership to the person you want to gift it to.

 

If you are not satisfied with the product, please notify us at info@strategicparenting.com within 14 days of purchase and get your money back.

Please just review and actually try to use the content in practice.

 

Here’s everything you’ll receive when you join The 28-Day “Get Your Kids To Listen” Challenge TODAY:

  • When you join the challenge, I will send you one Heroic Authority tactic every day for the next 28 days via email.

    Each email will include a technique, method, or task that will get your child to listen to you.

    Each email will be short, concise, interesting, fun, and, most of all – effective.

    You will apply the Heroic Authority method through specific real-life examples in parenting on the same day, in just a few minutes.

    The program includes the following methods:

    • Day 1: An eye for an eye
    • Day 2: Actions speak louder than words
    • Day 3: Talk less, say more
    • Day 4: Show me the worms
    • Day 5: Three magic words
    • Day 6: Expect less, check more
    • Day 7: SOS protocol
    • Day 8: WH question system
    • Day 9: Word of encouragement
    • Day 10: Beyond yes or no
    • Day 11: Diverting attention
    • Day 12: When is a powerful word
    • Day 13: Bitter-sweet consequences
    • Day 14: Natural and logical consequences
    • Day 15: The Price of Bribery
    • Day 16: First, You Have to Wait
    • Day 17: Apology Platter
    • Day 18: Removing Privileges
    • Day 19: The Penalty Points System
    • Day 20: Same Page Parenting
    • Day 21: Family Service
    • Day 22: One Signal for Safety
    • Day 23: Public Outbursts
    • Day 24: Less Conversation, More Action
    • Day 25: Chores for Independence
    • Day 26: Encouragement Instead of Praise
    • Day 27: Taming Your Child’s Schedule
    • Day 28: Encouraging Emotional Expression

    Even if you use only 5 tactics, your children will be unrecognizable after 28 days – both at home and school.

ONLY $28

Usually $133 79 % OFF

“My Child’s Behavior Gets Better Or It’s FREE” Guarantee
You can try the FULL challenge for 90 days, 100% risk-free. If it doesn’t absolutely exceed your expectations, send us an e-mail within 90 days and we’ll return your full investment – no questions asked!